To test out my creative muse, Mistress Rochelle apparently worked out an international picture deal with everybody’s ever-smiling, favorite Canuck, Dale Rogerson. A summer day residential photo of the otherwise Great White North ginned up a fib about two Yanks looking about.
Click on Dale’s photo to open Rochelle’s page to read about how it’s done.
Genre: Travel Fiction
Title: Canada Wry
Word Count: 100
So, this is Canada, eh? Where’s all the people?
Inside. It’s too warm. Thirty don’t ya know?
That’s not warm?
Celsius. Eighty-six Fahrenheit. We’re north of North Dakota.
They use metric?
Yes and no. It depends.
What else do I need to know?
Canadians are the politest and friendliest people on Earth. They say “sorry” a lot.
That movie, One Week, made me want to move here even before 2016.
Yes. But Gunless is better. Funnier. We need to get out of here.
Dale is taking our picture. If we stay, we’ll be all over the internet by noon.
Look both ways because everybody has a camera these days.
Mind the gaps but be nice.
Keep your passport current and safe.
This is a trailer from the movie Gunless in case you wanna see what it’s like. I’ve not seen it, but may giver them a try.