Sheriff of the Friday Fictioneer’s photo-prompted story telling tribe, the legendary Mistress Rochelle Wisoff-Fields, dons her purple Converse All Stars, the color of the brave, and leads her army of writing spirits into another battle with our hidden, internal creative imaginations in the face narrative challenges armed with only one hundred words. Today she teams with a Roger Bulot prompt photo of an urban scene for us to draw our pens and to drum on our keyboards as we begin our final March march of extraordinaire flash fictioneering into April.

Genre: Funny Fiction
Title: A Big Lie
Word Count: 100
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“Gregor, why dem kicks up dare?”
“Dem’s cuz last night was second new years eve, Julie. Ya makes a wish and trows up yer J-jays”
“Second new years? Never heard ‘bout dat. Today is second new years day?”
“Oui, bae. Today use’ta was new years till dey changed calendars, yers to myin.”
“We had our own calendars? Cool! Ima gunna trow deez old sneaks up for good luck.”
“Dems yer all-stars, Jules.”
Barefoot Julie hung her shoes, first try. “Now, we have lots-a luck. Happy new years.”
“Yeppers, bae. Same. Taday also been April fool’s day fer near five-hundred years.”
Look both ways and practice wise skepticism this Friday.
Mind the gaps for a joke or a hoax.

Gloss: (if you need it) April Fools’ Day goes back to 1582. France switched from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar, ala the Council of Trent in 1563. People slow to get the news or failed to start a new year on 1 January and continued to celebrate it during the last week of March through April 1 became the butt of jokes and hoaxes. Pranks included having paper fish placed on their backs and being referred to as poisson d’avril (April fish), said to symbolize a young, easily hooked fish and a gullible person.
Ha! Very well done…excellent accents…I heard April Fools goes back even to the Assyrisn Empire…!
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Thank you. Could’ve fooled me. 🙂
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This was a hoot, Bill! I love it. And, what a fool indeed to throw up a good pair of sneaks! (Never did get that whole thing…) I actually started writing one today. I might even finish and publish it! Woot!
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Thanks Dale. I’m cuffed you loved it.
Woot indeed. (Or whoop as Texas Aggies would yell.) You must be on the mend. That is great. 🙂
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Cuffed, eh? 😉
Woot! and Whoop! Ever closer. 😁
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Dear Bill,
Who knew? I didn’t know about April Fool’s Day. Glad you took the time to educate us. Nor did I know about the calendar. Ah trivia. Dontcha love it? The dialogue set the tone. I havta admire Jules. I never could throw very far. Bravo!
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Hey Rochelle,
Thank you.
The whole story with the calendar change is interesting to me. It explains a lot, but the confusion must have been crazy. 🙂
Peace,
Bill
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Great prank, although poor Jules losing that pair of shoes. And thank you for the history lesson; I never thought to wonder where April Fool’s comes from!
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Thanks, Jen. I had to look up the April first part. 🙂
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A lovely fun story, with snappy dialogue and history, just great
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Thanks, Michael.
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Some people never learn. Best to throw someone else’s shoes up on the line. Fun read.
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Thanks, James.
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Loved the voices! And the concept! You caught me with the twist despite the massive clue in the title – well done!
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Thanks, Penny.
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I wonder when they’ll change the calendar again? Loved your tale, and the history lesson.
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Thank you, Russell.
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I just had to read it out loud! A great take plus an informative footnote.
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Thank you, Keith.
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a lie goes a long way depending on how you say it. well done. 🙂
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Thank you. 🙂
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What an interesting read. Damned if I know what accent it is! 😊
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The colloquial speech pattern is a bit of a mish mash. Mostly, New Orleans. Some is northeastern Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and NY. Some is old. Some (bae, J-jays, kicks) is contemporary. 🙂 I over did it some.
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Ha ha! It needs to be heard, for sure. Perhaps you could add a recorded reading next time? 😊 Dare you.
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Keith said he read out loud. I wonder? 🙂
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He does. It’s very amusing 😊
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Bill you entertain with a complete package, from the richly textured intro, to your story steeped in delightful accented delight, and raise a sparkling glass of educational context to help us who need it. Thanks for the creativity you devote to Friday Fictioneers. Cheers!
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Oh my gosh, Lisa. Thank you for saying all that. It is fun. I’ve become quite a devotee of weekly FF. 🙂
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You’re welcome. I love the assembled devotees of FF. Always fun to see how each interprets the images.
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Not sure I can work out their paper accent 😀. Sweet April fools!
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Right. I over did that. 🙂
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This was great fun, beginning to end. I could gess most of what was said but wonder if I ever will understand people if I ever get to these parts again…
And please tell me, where can I buy the cabernet sauvignon Jordans?
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Apparently corporations are not immune to pulling pranks. I found better pics but could not download them. I think there is also a wine. 🙂
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A wine enriched with the delicate aroma of used sneakers: lovely!
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Well, there ya go. Who could ask for more? 🙂
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Oh Julie. Gotcha!
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🙂
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That was a fun history lesson. I didn’t know any of that.
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Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
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Ouch! Oh I hate april fools day. I wonder if she should take his shoes in payment.
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Make him buy new ones. 🙂
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That was fun. I love the dialogue/accents. And the extra sneaker info – I do like a nice smooth red, but not so sure I’d want mine infused in my shoes.
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It must be an acquired taste. Glad you liked it, Margaret.
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No one even tried to prank me this year–unless I just don’t know about it yet 🙂
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Nor I.
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I really hope we’re not losing our sense of humor in all the doom and gloom around us!
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Hope not, too. 🙂
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