For my fifth poem of April’s first Saturday (it’s a long story), the NaPoWriMo prompt asks that I write a poem rooted in “weird wisdom.” This means something objectively odd that someone told me and has stuck with me ever since.
Truth, Hoax, or Delusion?
My friend, Elizabeth, is white, was raised Methodist, but has Carolina Low Country roots and claims hoodoo spiritual knowledge. She predicts her days by pulling runes from a bag or tossing tarot cards. She has all the New Age trinkets and talismans. She was Wiccan, claimed to be a New Age witch of some sort, then was Druid. I lost track after that.
But she is a poet from a very interesting tribe. One day Lizzy confided that there is a Big Foot (Sasquatch, Yeti, or Abominable whatever) and that she had personally seen it — all 500 to 1000 pounds on a seven-to-ten-foot frame, anchored to Earth by seventeen-inch furry but bare feet.
Her private testimony was as a passionate eyewitness. It brought a soft smile from me. I decided to ask how her Druid studies were going.
I looked up and became a believer.
Look both ways and be aware while hiking the trails.
Do not eat unknown mushrooms, carry a good camera, and mind the gaps.
For as the old Sherpa said,
“There is a Yeti in the back of everyone’s mind; only the blessed are not haunted by it.”

But Chewbacca is a NICE yeti!
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Er … wookie.
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He was (is?), Rosemary.
But Wookiees are native to the forest planet Kashyyyk and most sightings happened long ago on a planet far away. 🙂
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And then, if you read the books, he was a she.
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LOL. I attended a poetry reading yesterday. I read poem I wrote (few years back) about the “Marlboro Men” used in the commercials. Apparently, one of them was also a she.
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As a matter of interest what was he drinking?
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I don’t know. But it was a coffee shop. Maybe some abominable espresso. 🙂
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*Groan*
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Elizabeth is one of those friends we love to keep around, eh? She sounds most interesting.
As for your furry sighting, maybe he was having an iced something… must be warm when you are south of the frozen tundra 😉
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That was taken in the Seattle area. I forget the time of year.
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Love it!
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