Lillian is hosting today and prompts a 44-word poem that must include the word imagine (or a form thereof). Click here for the pub page or here to find more quadrilles.
Dip Stick
When I heard that our friend Jack
was charged by Olive
with checking Sally’s oil,
Sarcastically I said,
(with a semi-evil grin below a slow eye roll)
“Imagine that!”
I’d bet that Jack’s measure of success
was how often
Jack got that Willie wet.
Look both ways because some fools just cannot stop what they do.
Mind the gaps when you check your dip stick for fluid levels.
LOL…………….dip stick indeed. Blushing I am.
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Hahahaha! You are so naughty! This was great, Bill! Dip stick, indeed…
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I am. But when I get news about somebody I know screwing up good, if it as expected, I do say “well, imagine that.” 🙂
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Hah! I heat ya. 😊
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Bill, hilariously, the song, “Willie and the Hand Jive” came to mind.
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Thank you, Lisa. I have a 4-hour drive today and I’m sure that song/ear worm will be playing. LOL 🙂
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You’re welcome, and you’re welcome 😉
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Hilarious! I remember putting our own words to that song! 😂
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Oh my. I wonder what they were. 🙂
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just put a smile on by face before heading work. thank you
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Smiles before work are good. 🙂
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I am imagining right now… and I am not sure I can unsee that
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The stories of real life. 🙂
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Haha! Something tells me we’re not talking about cars 😂
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🙂
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Bill, your wordplay and innuendo create a humorous depiction of a lighthearted exchange. I love your wit and ability to play with language! My kind of poem 😀
Sincerely,
David
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Thank you much, David. 🙂
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You know Jack.
As opposed to, “You don’t know Jack.”
Thanks for making me laugh tonight!
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Thank you and you’re welcome.
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Goodness, this made me smile. :-)
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Good! 🙂
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