Mistress Rochelle shuffled her photo deck and dealt us a Roger Bultot metro scene to provoke our creative juices with a New York state of mind. This one mused up too many stories for one day, in this case a pair of Ragin’ Cajuns in the Empire State. If you can gin up a microburst of fewer than 101 words, click on Roger’s pic to sky over to Rochelle’s blog and get the lay of the land. Come play with us. This is fun.

Genre: Fan Fiction
Title: Look Both Ways
Word Count: 100
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Philippe say, “Look. Two one-way signs pointing opposite ways. That says STOP ALL WAY. We ain’t in N’Orlins no-more, bro. Nothin’ make no sense.”
I replied, “It’s New York, Bubba. See dat church fence, windows barred, that shop covers windows—tagged.”
The lady across the street walked toward us. There was a loud screech of tires—then a scream. Everyone ran.
“Call 911. Dat lady got run over.”
He called. “Shit man. WTF?”
I sez, “She was reading my blog. Walked into the street before she read my postscript.”
“How you know dat, mista Bill?”
“She didn’t look both ways.”
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Look both ways, even on one-way streets.
Mind the gaps on sidewalks
and don’t read my blog crossing streets
if you’re in a New York State of Mind.

And then there is Billy J…. (it is a long one)
Out-of-towners need to be real careful on dis block. Fun Cajun dialect, Bill 🙂
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Thank you, Lisa. 🙂
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You’re welcome, Bill 🙂
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They’ve had plenty of warnings. Should know better!
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Day should, Peter. Phones are dangerous these days.
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Dear Bill,
Love the dialogue. I’ll try to remember to follow your advice to look both ways when crossing the street. These days one might need to look, not only both ways, but behind and forward. Then DUCK!
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Indeed Rochelle,
It is a dangerous world out there and awareness is the beginning of defense. Of course, humor helps too. 🙂
Peace,
Bill
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Sweet character, if a touch narcisstic
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Of course. He’s a writer. 🙂
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Never again will I read your blog when I’m out and about!
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Smart man. 🙂
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Can’t believe she didn’t heed your weekly warning. Serves them right!
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Always. 🙂
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Ha! Always look both ways no matter which blog you’re reading. Or, better yet, put your phone in your pocket.
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True.
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i can truly understand this in any town, there are so many people fixated on their devices. They must have wide-angle vision as they don\t appear to look up. Recently, in UK, the code has been changed where drivers MUST give way to pedestrians at junctions. Playing ‘frogger’ on the streets has changed, hitting pedestrians is no longer allowed.
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That last line is great, James. 🙂
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Ya mean we no longer get points for hitting ’em?
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Is that good points in the game or bad points on your licence?
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Well yanno… sometimes I swear the way Quebecers drive, they are striving for points – of any kind…
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Prolly NYers too. 🙂
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Prolly
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Not in New York. But I think you’re still good in Canada. 🙂
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Not sure… Maybe the rest of Canada, of which Quebec is forever whinging and whining about separating from…
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Texas is that way with USA. Which makes TX so boring. LOL
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Ugh.
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Love the dialect used here. Can’t say they weren’t warned!
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🙂 Thanks for saying so.
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Great voice. The need for constantly staring on the phone escapes me. What are they doing all the time?
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Thank you. 🙂
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Great take on the photo – always remember to look both ways 🙂
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Thank you.
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Yes always check in both directions. Distraction is a killer these days.
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I can’t believe how slow I am this week to get to reading these stories (Morning Papers might be a tad too time-consuming 😉 )
This was great fun to read. Peeps should know bettah in New Yawk to stay alert!
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Writing is more important than reading. Glad you liked it.
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Yes, well… this is a participatory challenge and you know I like to do my share… Just having oodles of trouble this week. I’ll probably skip next week and almost definitely the following – since I will be away…
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Traveling again?
I do not always do 3 pages and I sometimes spread it out through the day.
🙂
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Hey… a long-distance love affair requires travel… It will be four months since we were last together… 😉 Why did I have to fall for a damn Yank?
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And why the hell not? Another Keystoner, no less. Hope youz guys has fun. 🙂
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Hah! I had to look it up and how the hell did you know? Lancaster county,,, BUT Bronx born…
I don’t doubt that we will…
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You told me about your trip to Philly last year. 🙂
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Right. Twice to Philly. And YOUR mind is obviously way better than mine, apparently.
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See. You have all that material for MPs. 🙂
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MPs? Member of Parliament? Military Police? Magic Points?
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Sorry. Morning Pages. 🙂
Just back from the pool. I am amazed at how far (and fast) Rochelle swims.
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D’oh!
She’s been at it for a long time 🙂
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🙂
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Good message with a fun story
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