Darling Dixie was a bit of a Trixie
Hubby Alexander, a known philanderer
Dixie and Al shared five bambini
More spread within the village
by Al’s wandering weenie angered Dixie.
A passionate protestant, Dixie had revenge,
a small-town version of a hidden tryst or two.
Her secret safe, Al and Dixie raised the fine lad she had.
No wiser for history,
came genetic testing to put an end to family mystery.
Look both ways because every saint has a past.
Mind the gaps, but regarding Ancestry, go ahead and ask.